“Choose Your Destiny” with Star Wars Themed Soap from Dr. Squatch

 

“May the SOAP be with you!”

In a galaxy not so far away, comes an exclusive line of soap from Dr. Squatch.

“In a galaxy full of synthetic detergents filled with harsh chemicals, Dr. Squatch brings a new hope to your soap. Made with only the finest ingredients, our Star Wars Soap Collection is sure to bring balance to your shower destiny.”

You can choose from the “Lightside” with “Wisdom Wash” Influenced by Master Yoda, and “Only Hope Soap” which pays tribute to the Obi-Wan Kenobi. Or you can choose from the “Dark Side: with “Darscribe Scrub” inspired by Darth Vader and lastly “Ruthless Rinse” for that of Darth Maul.

I think they are missing some soap ideas from this set and maybe we’ll get to see a “Luke Lather” for my favorite Luke Skywalker or “Han Soap-O” for that scoundrel or what about a “Chew-back scrub” for those hard to reach places and of course, for that fierce Princess, “Lavender Leia”.

 

Wisdom Wash: “Influenced by the wisdom and serenity of Master Yoda, this soothing green bar will calm your mind and clear your thoughts. It features skin-nourishing Lotus Leaf and a fresh, herbaceous scent that will energize your senses.”

Only Hope Soap: “With a swirling blue and brown design, this bar pays tribute to the legendary Obi-Wan Kenobi, clad in Jedi robes as he wields his blue lightsaber. With a pure, refreshing scent, Only Hope Soap features Thyme Leaf and Bentonite Clay for a soothing and detoxifying rinse that will guide you to truly clean skin.”

Dark Side Scrub: “Inspired by the all-powerful Darth Vader, this tempting red and black swirl bar will have you in its grip with rejuvenating Chokeberry, exfoliating Sand and detoxifying Coconut Charcoal. The rich and smoky amber scent will fuel your desires.”

Ruthless Rinse: “Made with restorative Dragon Fruit and exfoliating Black Sand, this fiery red bar embodies Darth Maul’s rage and power. The spicy, energizing aromas will inspire you to take on the world.”

To learn more about the Star Wars Soap Collection from Dr. Squatch, visit: https://drsquatch.com/pages/star-wars

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From the moment Steve Fitch first watched Star Wars: A New Hope in the theater when he was a child, he wanted to be Luke Skywalker when he “grew up” (and STILL does!). He now shares this passion with his wife, two daughters, friends and fans. Steve is the Founder of Star Wars Reporter and when not immersed in all things Star Wars, you can find him training in Muay Thai, Italian Rapier, all things VIKING, or spending time with family and friends. FOLLOW Steve on TWITTER: @WookieeSteve